Sunday, March 09, 2003

About the Author: Thanks Dave.

David Sutor (subscriber number 000001) wrote this "About the Author" for me. Um...thanks??

Craig spent three years in a Mexican prison for assaulting a street vendor, during what he called one of his tequila moments, because the man would not accept a fistful of Euros that he attempted to use when purchasing a hand-woven blanket. While incarcerated, Craig discovered he is a 12-year-old Indonesian prostitute trapped inside a man's body. His hobbies include self-mutilation, drinking until he blacks out, cursing God for his life, and listening to jazz.

Man, does he know me, or what!


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